Archive for June, 2009

All of a sudden, Monkey is no longer a baby – she’s a damn kid. I swear the shit happened over-night, because she’s all of a sudden using little half sentences instead of just pointing and saying the word and I don’t remember her doing that last week. Where the hell did time go??? We […]


In honor of all the single moms out there raising their kids on their own, Happy Father’s Day!!!! You’ll be a better father than he ever could be. Don’t feel guilty that your child doesn’t have a father to spend father’s day with. They’re better off with no father than a part-time/convenient-for-them-dad anyway. In honor […]


Moving day

20Jun09

Quick post, and then I’m off to bed. I have to work in the morning and then take my dad to dinner afterward. So, I finally decided to get off my happy ass and get an apartment. I knew before starting that the process could possibly take for-fucking-ever because I have shitty credit (working on […]


Over the last few years I’ve been in quite a few tumultuous relationships. All ended badly (can relationships end any other way?). So I had begun wondering what I had done in a past life or what karmic sin I had committed to chronically end up in bad relationships. Or what was I supposed to […]


I had such high hopes for this weekend and ended up doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing. I realized this last night at 9pm while I was laying in bed watching a movie. A chick flick actually (Bride Wars). I was all “What the fuck am I doing laying in bed at 9pm on a Saturday night? Oh […]


Confession #8 I laugh at Monkey when she throws temper tantrums. Actually, I tell her how stupid she looks screaming, kicking and stomping around, and then I laugh at her. Confession #9 I give Monkey sweet tea, fruit punch, and soda if we go out to eat. Confession #10 When she asks for “daddy” I […]