Archive for the ‘the monkey’ Category

21Sep09

I’ve been so swamped with homework the last couple days I haven’t posted every day or every other day like I’ve been wanting to. Oops. Plus I haven’t really had anything interesting to post. There’s alot of drama going on in my relationship lately, and it sucks. I don’t really want to write too much […]


The other day I put the Monkey down for her nap and decided to go lay down too. Probably a bad idea. Well about 20 minutes after I had put her in the crib I guess she decided that she was done napping and was ready to play. Do you see where this is headed? […]


A New Leaf?

11Jul09

The Monkey is currently with her Donor. Seriously. He’s actually had her for the last 3 hours. And, I don’t have to go get her at a set time tomorrow! I’m liking the way things are going, but I’m certainly not counting on them staying that way. As much as I’d like to believe that he’s […]


Monday evening I got a surprise….. The Donor called me. Not only did he call me, he was friendly. Wait – there’s more too. He asked if he could keep The Monkey that night. I was shocked and amazed. Tuesday morning I went to pick her up and he handed me a little envelope and […]


All of a sudden, Monkey is no longer a baby – she’s a damn kid. I swear the shit happened over-night, because she’s all of a sudden using little half sentences instead of just pointing and saying the word and I don’t remember her doing that last week. Where the hell did time go??? We […]


Confession #8 I laugh at Monkey when she throws temper tantrums. Actually, I tell her how stupid she looks screaming, kicking and stomping around, and then I laugh at her. Confession #9 I give Monkey sweet tea, fruit punch, and soda if we go out to eat. Confession #10 When she asks for “daddy” I […]


So my mom calls me the other night (while I’m at work) and says, “You have to potty train Monkey.” I tell her I know, and I’ll do it when she’s ready but then she says, “She’s ready now.” I’m flabbergasted because I just spent all day with the kid and I didn’t see any […]