Posts Tagged ‘kids’

The other day I put the Monkey down for her nap and decided to go lay down too. Probably a bad idea. Well about 20 minutes after I had put her in the crib I guess she decided that she was done napping and was ready to play. Do you see where this is headed? […]


All of a sudden, The Monkey likes to cuddle when she’s sleepy. All my bills are caught up – and I have food in the fridge. I’m finally comfortable enough with my self that I can sit in my apartment in silence, and not be itching to be somewhere else. I learned this week that […]


All of a sudden, Monkey is no longer a baby – she’s a damn kid. I swear the shit happened over-night, because she’s all of a sudden using little half sentences instead of just pointing and saying the word and I don’t remember her doing that last week. Where the hell did time go??? We […]


In honor of all the single moms out there raising their kids on their own, Happy Father’s Day!!!! You’ll be a better father than he ever could be. Don’t feel guilty that your child doesn’t have a father to spend father’s day with. They’re better off with no father than a part-time/convenient-for-them-dad anyway. In honor […]


I had such high hopes for this weekend and ended up doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing. I realized this last night at 9pm while I was laying in bed watching a movie. A chick flick actually (Bride Wars). I was all “What the fuck am I doing laying in bed at 9pm on a Saturday night? Oh […]


Confession #8 I laugh at Monkey when she throws temper tantrums. Actually, I tell her how stupid she looks screaming, kicking and stomping around, and then I laugh at her. Confession #9 I give Monkey sweet tea, fruit punch, and soda if we go out to eat. Confession #10 When she asks for “daddy” I […]


Instead of being incredibly bitter about the situation that Monkey’s biological has put us in by deciding to be an absent parent – I’ve decided to see the positive in the situation. I don’t have to co-parent with anyone. All decisions regarding raising Monkey are made by me – and only me. I get to […]